Collection: Products
Delivery rates.
Gauteng R69.
Western Cape R79.
Rest of South Africa R89.
Free delivery from R799.
Threshold calculated after discounts.
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Self-Cleaning Cat Grooming Brush | The Cleaner
Regular price R 79.00Regular priceR 99.00Sale price R 79.00Sold out -
Self-Cleaning Pet Grooming Brush | The Godfather
Regular price R 79.00Regular priceR 99.00Sale price R 79.00 -
Set of 3 Cat Chew Rope Toys
Regular price R 149.00Regular priceSale price R 149.00 -
Shears Cozy Cloud Pet Comforter | The Biscuit Factory
Regular price R 599.00Regular priceSale price R 599.00 -
Shears Premium Double Fleece Pet Blanket | The Baker
Regular price R 249.00Regular priceSale price R 249.00 -
Simple Solution Cat Litter Freshener 600g | The Cover-Up Crew
Regular price R 189.00Regular priceSale price R 189.00 -
Spring Has Sprung | Strike Coils, Catmint & AFP Dragonfly Wand
Regular price R 259.00Regular priceR 317.00Sale price R 259.00 -
Stainless Steel Cat Litter Box with High Walls, Scoop & Mat | The Clean Getaway
Regular price R 1,399.00Regular priceSale price R 1,399.00 -
Sticky Paws Furniture Strips | The Velvet Restraining Order
Regular price R 329.00Regular priceSale price R 329.00 -
Strong Tofu Cat Litter 2,5kg |Flushable, Dust-Free, Odor Control
Regular price R 155.00Regular priceSale price R 155.00 -
Super Catnip Spray for cats 250ml | Eau de Resistance
Regular price From R 41.00Regular priceSale price From R 41.00 -
The Apartment Cat Gift Voucher – Bail Money Bribe
Regular price From R 50.00Regular priceSale price From R 50.00 -
The Bribe Box | Creamy, Soft & Crunchy Cat Treat Bundle
Regular price R 189.00Regular priceR 206.99Sale price R 189.00 -
The Carboard Throne | Cat Scratch Lounge ⎮ Foldable Cardboard Cat Bed
Regular price R 399.00Regular priceSale price R 399.00 -
The Commissary Feeder | Smart Automatic Cat Food Dispenser (3.5L, WiFi & Timer Control)
Regular price R 1,099.99Regular priceSale price R 1,099.99Sold out -
The Cotton Throne | Handwoven Hanging Cat Hammock – 40 cm Macramé Design
Regular price R 449.00Regular priceSale price R 449.00Sold out -
The Disappearance Chamber | Open Litter Box with Spill Guard
Regular price R 349.00Regular priceSale price R 349.00 -
The Elephant in the Room | Elephant Slow Feeder Mat | Silicone Cat Bowl
Regular price R 96.85Regular priceSale price R 96.85 -
The First Feast | Kitten LickiMat, Mousse & Churu Bundle
Regular price R 299.00Regular priceR 324.00Sale price R 299.00Sold out -
The Hydration Operation | Bone Broth, Complete Wet Food & LickiMat Slomo Bundle
Regular price R 619.00Regular priceR 663.00Sale price R 619.00 -
The Junior Office | Kitten Litter Box with Scoop
Regular price R 179.00Regular priceSale price R 179.00 -
The Lick & Tell | Complete Wet Food, Cat Broth & LickiMat Bundle
Regular price R 229.00Regular priceR 247.00Sale price R 229.00 -
The Little Boss' Bed | Reversible Plush Kitten Bed
Regular price R 116.35Regular priceR 179.00Sale price R 116.35 -
The Night Shift & The Bribe | 200mg CBD & Biltong Bundle
Regular price R 339.00Regular priceR 358.99Sale price R 339.00 -
The Office | Medium Cat Litter Box with Scoop
Regular price R 299.00Regular priceSale price R 299.00 -
The Racket | Interactive Cat Treat Dispenser & Slow Feeder Toy
Regular price R 199.00Regular priceR 299.00Sale price R 199.00 -
The Rainbow Bridge Interrogator - Cat Teaser Wand
Regular price R 69.00Regular priceSale price R 69.00 -
The Round Table | Cat Scratcher Bed – Durable Cardboard Lounge for Sleeping & Play
Regular price R 599.00Regular priceSale price R 599.00
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