The Dispensary | Health & Wellness

For matters of nerves, teeth, tummies, fur, suspicious odours and general domestic instability.

The Dispensary is where the household keeps its calming aids, grooming support, dental care, supplements, recovery essentials and other small interventions approved by management. These are not toys. They are not snacks. They are instruments of order.

Use this section for everyday cat health and wellness products, from calming gels and dental care to hairball support, skin and coat care, recovery collars, wipes and other useful supplies for keeping the royal resident comfortable, composed and mildly less dramatic.

As always, serious symptoms, ongoing illness or sudden changes in behaviour belong with a vet. The Dispensary handles routine maintenance. The vet handles the paperwork when the situation becomes legally complicated.

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A special demand from the throne?

Apparently, this collection has been found… inadequate.

Submit the missing product, brand, flavour or size. The request will be placed before the Crown, where it may be approved, ignored or used as evidence against you.

Best to act before your performance review becomes medieval.

Submit the royal demand.