Cat Lover Gifts & Human Merch

Shop gifts and merchandise for the humans employed by cats. The current collection includes The Apartment Cat’s black Mother of Cats ceramic mug, made for coffee, tea and the daily administrative burden of feline service.

Review the product page for the current design, materials, capacity and care instructions. This collection is reserved for human-use merchandise rather than cat products, so check the individual listing carefully before placing it near Management.

Questions, delivery & special requests

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

What is currently included in Human Merch?

The current collection includes the Mother of Cats black ceramic mug. Availability can change as products are added or sold out.

Are these products for cats?

No. This collection contains merchandise intended for people.

Where can I find care instructions?

Use the individual product page for the material, capacity and care details that apply to the item.

Shipping & returns

Free delivery is available on qualifying orders over R799. Delivery costs and available options are calculated at checkout based on your location and order.

View our full shipping information and read our returns policy.

A special demand from the throne?

Apparently, this collection has been found… inadequate.

Submit the missing product, brand, flavour or size. The request will be placed before the Crown, where it may be approved, ignored or used as evidence against you.

Best to act before your performance review becomes medieval.

Submit the royal demand.