{"title":"The Royal Servant’s Quarters (Human Apparel, Bags, Accessories)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUniforms for the loyal. Dignity not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/7698\/8968\/files\/20-the-royal-servants-quarters-human-apparel-bags-accessories.webp?v=1786970057\" alt=\"The Royal Servant’s Quarters cat-themed apparel and accessories\" width=\"253\" height=\"380\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where the humans get dressed — not to impress, but to comply. The \u003cstrong\u003eRoyal Servants' Quarters\u003c\/strong\u003e houses all officially tolerated apparel for those who serve the Crown. T-shirts, bags, accessories... tokens of obedience worn by those who know their place (and still somehow mess it up).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach item is selected by Management, inspected by Tony, and occasionally snubbed by His High-ness. That’s just part of the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisguising your peasantry with something passably stylish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnnouncing your servitude to the world without making eye contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBribing the Crown with flattery-by-fashion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are not “merch items.”\u003cbr\u003eThese are uniforms. Issued. Monitored. Mocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear them with pride. Or shame. The Crown does not care.\u003cbr\u003eBut Tony? 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